Heaven and Hell in Europe

By an American Tour guide

 

Heaven in Europe is where

the English are the policemen

the French are the cooks

the German are the mechanics

the Italians are the lovers

and the Swiss organize everything

 

Tizian: Europe and the bull

Hell in Europe is where

the German are the policemen

the English are the cooks

the French are the mechanics

the Swiss are the lovers

and the Italians organize everything


Upd 18. avg 2003